Please give me your embarrassing stories?

I was over my dad's and I usually stay sleep until like 12pm in the summer. But that morning I woke up early so I could go to a yoga class and my dad and his girlfriend were in the kitchen making out pretty heavily and it was just gross. When my dad saw me he was so red and he was like "What are you doing up this early?" lmao and my dad's girlfriend was just standing there looking dumb. haha